11.14.07 KIMBO SLICES THROUGH BO CANTRELL
The internet legend lived up to the hype and held up his end of the bargain. Bo Cantrell? Not so much.
Sure, it was only 19 seconds…not much can be seen in 19 seconds. But in the same time that it takes to realize that someone has farted in your car, Kimbo Slice proved one thing. People are scared of him. And he means business. Technically, that was two things, but you get my point. Coming into Corpus Christi, Texas under the tutelage of Bas Rutten and Randy Khatami, Kimbo showed the composure that some felt he may not possess. With the Bahamas flag on one shoulder, and the Triumph United logo on the other, Kimbo entered the arena to a deafening roar. You could barely make out the Trick Daddy bumping in the background. I imagine Trick Daddy ain’t happy.
Some were wondering if Bo was the best opponent for Kimbo. He’s a cage veteran with over 20 fights, facing an internet legend with only 1 exhibition match under his belt. And Bo also has got killer eyes. Like little pools of rainwater on a cool Seattle day. Neither of those facts bothered Kimbo in the slightest. Going without booze for 3+ months, coupled with his lack of sex makes Kimbo an unhappy camper. Quite a few of us here at Osiris were abstaining from sex in support of Kimbo. Not necessarily on purpose, though. More on that in an upcoming article. With pictures too!
Bo opened up the bout with a spinning backfist, which Kimbo easily dodged. That was the end of Cantrell’s offense. Kimbo moved forward, and after plastering Bo’s chest with an uppercut (Yes, it was his chest, but Kimbo could have hit Bo’s wrist with that thing and it would have dropped him), Kimbo followed that up with an elbow to the side of Bo’s head, dropping Cantrell. Somehow sensing that Kimbo was about to get his bread by dropping a fist onto his face, Bo tapped.
In 19 seconds, Kimbo proved that he has the skills to make it in MMA…now if he can only find someone that wants to fight him.
May 21st, 2008
9:06 am
hahahahahahha
June 6th, 2008
7:26 am
kimbo is the best fighter in ufc noone can stop him not even the mma is touchin him
June 14th, 2008
5:43 pm
kimbo would have owned mike tyson, mike is way past his prime and knows nothing about street fights, mike would have gotten his ass beat and i think it’s sad that he used that rumor about fighting kimbo as a publicity stunt, I saw on this one website them calling kimbo a tyson wanna-bee, fuckin dumbass’s…
July 16th, 2008
12:18 am
Kimbo Is nothin, he doesnt know anything about fighting. this one guy that beat him went into the mma for a fight and got his shit worked. kimbo is just a street brawler.
November 30th, 2008
6:25 pm
Kimbo is a little bitch brock lesnar would fuck him up in the ufc arena. Kimbo is a street fighter thats it he aint a mma master or anything…all u that think he is the shit are fuckin stupid! he is good at fighting regular people on the streets…. Brock Lesnar would knock him out in 19 seconds…. Slice this Kimbo…. U BITCH! hahahahaha
November 30th, 2008
6:27 pm
And for the record Mike Tyson would have fucked him up in his prime!……..Slice this Kimbo…
November 30th, 2008
6:38 pm
Seth Petruzelli needed just 14 seconds to put a blemish on Slice’s record. Petruzelli was scheduled to fight light heavyweight Aaron Rosa, but quickly accepted the shot at Slice.
“It was an opportunity to step up,” Petruzelli said. “This is something I wanted all my life.”
Tipping the scale at 205½, Petruzelli was outweighed by more than 19 pounds. The weight difference would not come into play against Kimbo’s Bitch ass.
December 11th, 2008
10:11 am
kimbo sucks nuts and should fight lesnar his ass would be kicked