2.22.10 SHOE GIVEAWAY
How would you like to win a pair of shoes? We will be giving away a pair everyday for the next week. The lucky winners will receive a pair of the Shuriken cap/wht/org. For your chance to win, email us your best joke. Be sure to include your size and address in the email or you will not win. Good luck and make me laugh.
Do you know why they don’t allow gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs.
February 22nd, 2010
5:23 pm
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
February 23rd, 2010
12:16 am
Cool. Been looking for some new kicks, them look beastly so I entered :)! Hope to get a laugh hehe!
February 23rd, 2010
10:05 am
What is 6.9?
a good thing broken up by a period
February 25th, 2010
12:07 pm
A blonde had to walk up one hundred steps to get to heaven and on every step she would get asked a joke if she laughed she would go to hell if she didn’t then she could go up a step, so she got to the ninety ninth step and burst out laughing and god said why did you laugh and she said i only just got the first one.
March 2nd, 2010
6:48 pm
what did the farmer say when he looked out into his feild
Whered my tractor go!
March 2nd, 2010
6:50 pm
shoe size 11
March 3rd, 2010
10:31 am
Hi, please I need this pair of shoes as which already I do not have heels of so many bmx, and as almost all the tricks that I make they give me in the heel ps I need these shoes with protector of cranks. i`m shoes size 11
A gentleman enters to a restaurant and asks for a chicken with arepa and they took a hen to him(her):D
March 3rd, 2010
7:54 pm
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F… word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
size 8 1/2
March 3rd, 2010
7:54 pm
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F… word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
size 8 1/2
202 eller rd sparta tn-38583
March 4th, 2010
1:36 pm
a good look to practice bmx street
size 8
March 6th, 2010
8:23 am
Prisoners substituted jokes with numbers. “208!” shouted prisoner A and the whole prison laughed. One day, a new prisoner came in, confused and yelled, “342″. The whole prison shook with laughter and prisoner B, in tears said “Funny as crap, I’ve never heard of that one before.”
March 6th, 2010
8:23 am
UK size 8
March 21st, 2010
6:19 pm
The Girl Says: Do you beleive in puppy love?
The Guy Says: I tried it before, but their assholes are too small.
1715 W. Vestal Apt. 4 San Antonio Tx. 78224
Size: 11
Please choose me Please!!!
March 28th, 2010
4:40 pm
Im Not Good At Tellinq Jokes’ At All , I Jus Really Want Some Of Those Shoes’ They Are Awesome & I Love Them : Pleeeeeeeeeeeeasssssssssssssseeeeee , I Want Thenn =] – I Dont Have Any , Nd I Know If I Get Them EveryOne Will Want Some At My School : I Jus Cant Afford Them , But They Dont Know That – Thye Think Im Perfect !
March 28th, 2010
4:41 pm
Me Again – Forgot To Tell You My Size
US size : 9 or 8.5
March 31st, 2010
10:17 pm
three guys go to a ski lounge
do to a claricle error they have to share a bed
they think nothing of it and go to sleep
when they awake the 1 on the left said i just dream t of the best hand job
the one on the right said i had the same dream
the 1 in the middle said really i dream t of going skiing
size:11
April 30th, 2010
6:02 am
A mathamatician, bored of his marrige one day decides to take his beutiful 18 yearold assisstant to a hotel room for sex. He sends his wife a text message saying ” Sorry dear but you are 54 and now fail to satisfy me sexually, by the time you read this i will be in a hotel room with my 18 yearold assisstant.” His wife replys with “As you know you are also 54 years old, you equally fail to satisfy me sexually and by the time you get this i will be in a hotel room with our 18 yearold nextdoor neighbour however your a mathamatician and should know 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 goes into 18!”
size 10′s something with innerlacing and and hardwearing for skating pleaaaaaaaaaaasee :D
May 8th, 2010
11:59 am
Two cows are standing in a field, one cow says ”Mooo”, the other cow says ”You ba*tard I was just about to say that!”
May 8th, 2010
12:01 pm
Btw Im a UK 9 ;)
May 29th, 2010
3:12 pm
a guy working at a warehouse was really horny and wanted to have sex with his co-worker, so he asked her if she would have sex with him. She said I have a boyfriend. He then offered her a hundred dollars so she called her boyfriend to ask if it would be all right. He said no but the guy persisted and said that all she had to do was pick up a hundred dollars and by the time she was done the money would be hers so the boyfriend agreed. It had been a half an hour and the boyfriend wanted to know what was going on and asked her if she was and how it went she said I am not done yet he dropped a hundred dollars in quarters and I have been picking them up since,
May 29th, 2010
3:13 pm
size of shoes that I want are size 11
June 21st, 2010
8:57 am
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
Size: 6 1/2
August 25th, 2010
10:37 am
heey size 9
January 14th, 2011
9:37 am
why do seagull’s fly over the sea
becasue if they flew over teh bay they would be baygulls (add drum beat) size 5
August 4th, 2011
1:38 pm
What is one reason to not throw rocks while a black guy is driving a car?
Answer: The car might be yours!!
Size 6
198 N 10Th ST
95112
August 14th, 2011
6:54 am
R u gonna do this again???;/
January 20th, 2012
8:07 pm
Why don’t they have swimming pools in Mexico? Cause all the people that know how to swim is already in the united states!
January 20th, 2012
8:19 pm
Why don’t they have swimming pools in Mexico? Because all the people that know how to swim are already in the united states :) size 11 please blue and black ……P.S. can’t afford these I hope I make u laugh! :)