Shoe Giveaway
How would you like to win a pair of shoes? We will be giving away a pair everyday for the next week. The lucky winners will receive a pair of the Shuriken cap/wht/org. For your chance to win, email us your best joke. Be sure to include your size and address in the email or you will not win. Good luck and make me laugh.
Do you know why they don't allow gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs.
32 Responses to Shoe Giveaway
Austin Baroudi says:
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
Ricochet says:
Cool. Been looking for some new kicks, them look beastly so I entered :)! Hope to get a laugh hehe!
Joe Kvasnicka says:
What is 6.9?
a good thing broken up by a period
harvey edwards says:
A blonde had to walk up one hundred steps to get to heaven and on every step she would get asked a joke if she laughed she would go to hell if she didn't then she could go up a step, so she got to the ninety ninth step and burst out laughing and god said why did you laugh and she said i only just got the first one.
Rydel Peterson says:
what did the farmer say when he looked out into his feild
Whered my tractor go!
Rydel Peterson says:
shoe size 11
nilo montoya says:
Hi, please I need this pair of shoes as which already I do not have heels of so many bmx, and as almost all the tricks that I make they give me in the heel ps I need these shoes with protector of cranks. i`m shoes size 11
A gentleman enters to a restaurant and asks for a chicken with arepa and they took a hen to him(her):D
jaime cruz says:
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
size 8 1/2
jaime cruz says:
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F… word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
size 8 1/2
202 eller rd sparta tn-38583
carlos carrillo says:
a good look to practice bmx street
size 8
philo says:
Prisoners substituted jokes with numbers. "208!" shouted prisoner A and the whole prison laughed. One day, a new prisoner came in, confused and yelled, "342". The whole prison shook with laughter and prisoner B, in tears said "Funny as crap, I've never heard of that one before."
philo says:
UK size 8
Juan Rico says:
The Girl Says: Do you beleive in puppy love?
The Guy Says: I tried it before, but their assholes are too small.
1715 W. Vestal Apt. 4 San Antonio Tx. 78224
Size: 11
Please choose me Please!!!
Briana Slaughter says:
Im Not Good At Tellinq Jokes' At All , I Jus Really Want Some Of Those Shoes' They Are Awesome & I Love Them : Pleeeeeeeeeeeeasssssssssssssseeeeee , I Want Thenn =] - I Dont Have Any , Nd I Know If I Get Them EveryOne Will Want Some At My School : I Jus Cant Afford Them , But They Dont Know That - Thye Think Im Perfect !
Briana Slaughter says:
Me Again - Forgot To Tell You My Size
US size : 9 or 8.5
jeremiah jones says:
three guys go to a ski lounge
do to a claricle error they have to share a bed
they think nothing of it and go to sleep
when they awake the 1 on the left said i just dream t of the best hand job
the one on the right said i had the same dream
the 1 in the middle said really i dream t of going skiing
size:11
matthew cassidy says:
A mathamatician, bored of his marrige one day decides to take his beutiful 18 yearold assisstant to a hotel room for sex. He sends his wife a text message saying " Sorry dear but you are 54 and now fail to satisfy me sexually, by the time you read this i will be in a hotel room with my 18 yearold assisstant." His wife replys with "As you know you are also 54 years old, you equally fail to satisfy me sexually and by the time you get this i will be in a hotel room with our 18 yearold nextdoor neighbour however your a mathamatician and should know 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 goes into 18!"
size 10's something with innerlacing and and hardwearing for skating pleaaaaaaaaaaasee :D
Dale Tilley says:
Two cows are standing in a field, one cow says ''Mooo'', the other cow says ''You ba*tard I was just about to say that!''
Dale Tilley says:
Btw Im a UK 9 ;)
Nick tippets says:
a guy working at a warehouse was really horny and wanted to have sex with his co-worker, so he asked her if she would have sex with him. She said I have a boyfriend. He then offered her a hundred dollars so she called her boyfriend to ask if it would be all right. He said no but the guy persisted and said that all she had to do was pick up a hundred dollars and by the time she was done the money would be hers so the boyfriend agreed. It had been a half an hour and the boyfriend wanted to know what was going on and asked her if she was and how it went she said I am not done yet he dropped a hundred dollars in quarters and I have been picking them up since,
Nick tippets says:
size of shoes that I want are size 11
Isabella Ansteth says:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
Size: 6 1/2
Miruna Mavrodin says:
heey size 9
emmett patzke says:
why do seagull's fly over the sea
becasue if they flew over teh bay they would be baygulls (add drum beat) size 5
Gilbert Ramos says:
What is one reason to not throw rocks while a black guy is driving a car?
Answer: The car might be yours!!
Size 6
198 N 10Th ST
95112
louis says:
R u gonna do this again???;/
Cindy dosier says:
Why don't they have swimming pools in Mexico? Cause all the people that know how to swim is already in the united states!
Cindy dosier says:
Why don't they have swimming pools in Mexico? Because all the people that know how to swim are already in the united states :) size 11 please blue and black ......P.S. can't afford these I hope I make u laugh! :)
Casey says:
yo mama so black when she went to night school they crossed her out appsint size 4 1460 zip code:18040. Doing this for fun :p your shoes are awesome.
bayl3y says:
so theirs 4 people a black guy 2 white guys and a girl,anyways they hike up a river and stop when theyre approached by a native american (indian) he says that the cliff behind him is magical and whatever you say last before you jump off the cliff you become so he jumps off and says eagle so he flies away then the 2 whiteguys say bird they fly away then the girl runs off the cliff and says monkey and she swings on th e vines awa y and finnally the black guy trips and says shit and yu know wat happened XD btw im size 11 zipcode 53045
LPrincess says:
if a hot guy looks at a girl that guy is called a WOMANIZER
if an ugly guy looks at a girl that guy is called a MANIAC!
if a guy follows a girl that guy is called an ADMIRER
If an ugly guy follows a girl that guy is called a STALKER!
if a guy smiles at a girl that guy is FRIENDLY
if an ugly guy smiles at a girl that guy has something BAD going on his mind!
Is this what they call "FACIAL" DISCRIMINATION??? LOL xD
I'm size 9.5 Thank you :)
IllidoFrimi says:
Term insurance coverage is normally the most inexpensive coming from all life insurances to purchase understanding that means that the monthly installment is extremely affordable. To a newbie, your lifetime insurance sale represents a lot of greenbacks. You should purchase each of the coverage you will need now when you happen to be young, and if you'll be able to not afford whole term life insurance, at least have the Term. FmTCLAL, <a href="http://www.igetcheaplifeinsurance.com/dave-ramsey-whole-life-insurance-vs-term/">term life insurance rates</a>, UPJUBmk, <a href="http://www.igetcheaplifeinsurance.com/life-insurance-mathematics-gerber-springer/">life insurance mathematics gerber springer</a>, kNMJnqW, <a href="http://www.igetcheaplifeinsurance.com/lincoln-life-insurance/">lincoln life insurance</a>, KsdDOgX,